I Just Realized How Much I Suck.

I do, so bad. I have no clue why I even do this blog. Yes, I do. It's for my love of Twilight, but I can't even keep up with that. Life is hard. 

 

So I will do a mass post. I think this might show how lazy I actually  am. Especially since I'm not going to tell you how much I like the FF by giving a review. 

 

Posting five of these is easier this week.  Most of these, probably all of them, will star Emmett. And now all funny FFs in no particular order...

1. Bella and Emmett's Songs  B
2. Toke It Up A
   
3. Vampiric Peaches B-
   
4. A trashy and tacky Emmett crackfic C+
   
5. Babysitting B-
   

Chocolate Please!

Syrup Anyone? is a nice fluffy one shot created by Daddy's Little Cannibal. It is nice and sweet. Though I do usually think Edward is reserved, I did enjoy seeing his wild side. 

I looked into this one and wondered if since Forks is a small town and Charlie will definitely find out about this what would he think? You decide in the comments section. 

All I know is that I am craving some chocolate milk right about now! 

Overall Score:

B

Sad With Great Stories

Yesterday I learned that one of my favorite fic writers died earlier this year in a car accident. I am really upset. She wrote an amazing amount of one-shots--all of which are my favorites. So for the rest of the week, I am rec-ing her fics. 

The first one I read of hers is Sex Education With Emmett, and will be the first one I will rec.

The title is basically what the story is. Sex Ed. Like the author said, it just HAD to be done. Daddy's Little Cannibal made all the right moves when writing this. She wrote the characters involved exactly like they would act. 

Overall Score: 

A+(+)

 

Making This Quick

Okay, so this is my last make-up post so I have to make this quick. All this week I will not be following the schedule (see right) because life is rough. However, I will still be recommending FFs. 

I just found a Leah story focused on her love life. I have only read one chapter of this, The War, and so far so good. I like that in BD she got more attention because she deserves it even if she can be a bitch. Haha, pun (bitch? dog? wolf?). 

Overall Score (so far):

B+

Short Ness Stories Are My Fav.

Yes, they are. People sometimes say they hate Nessie. They obviously haven't read her fanfics. And if you know any, recommend them to me at melissaisatwilightlover@gmail.com. 

First Period written by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy is ADORABLE. And funny. The whole adolecent stage is awkard as it is, but being halfvamp makes it worse. I enjoyed this one shot bunches...

Off to eat supper. 

Overall Score:

A-