Leaving!

The Root: 

Ultimate techno-geek Edward is sullen and bitter, obsessed with his hatred of all things Microsoft. It takes administrative assistant Bella Swan to understand his hidden desires as she gives him what he needs. 


Written by jjuliebee
Picture by KyoCat1

In the...Hospital

The Green Eyed Monster Comes Out To Play:
Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? 










Also, I am going to be on vacation starting from the 30th-3rd, but I'll write drafts (not office themed) now so I can post easier when I am gone. 

Purple, Violet, Mauve.

Choose one, I don't care. But if I were you, I would pick Violet. 

Guys, I am in LOVE with this one. Seriously, Bella is so clueless in the story! It's hilarious. 

"Playboy Edward Cullen owns the most prestigious strip club in New York: Violet. Edward's one girl short and begins his search for the next dancer. His new potential? None other than Bella Swan."

A Continuation

Alright, now that the Holiday theme is done and over, I have to continue the Office one. I don't have to, but guys, I love it.

As If I Can Resist Her Naughty Heels*:
They always try to scare boys by telling them that if they masturbate too much they’ll go blind or their face will stay in a permanent state of ‘O’… There is absolutely no truth in those statements. I should know, since Bella Swan moved to town I’ve become a fucking expert.


*Not 'In The Office', but in a school. Whatever. Just a bunch of fantasizing and fun names Edward calls his junk. 

I was Busy!

Guys, I tried to post yesterday, but I had to hit the sales! I'll make it up.

I also just need to get to the point with the Holiday theme, so I won't ,be using the 12 Days of Christmas...

 

• Fire & Ice
  
• Abide With Me
• Wolfgirl and the Corset
• Balls Everywhere!
• Memories
• Accidental Connection
• Mile Highward
• Carlisle's Kitten
• 572
• Christmas on Cougar Island
• Castration Frustration
• Candlelight Christmas
• Rosalie's New Game
• Over the Hill

I said I would post a crapload.