Toned Down.

I said I would tone it down with one-shots, and that's ironic. Because posting crack-fics while 'toning it down' is ironic. Crack and toning things down at the same time doesn't go together...
Some fluffy stuff is mixed in too, just so you know.

Edward and the Tampon
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches
Get Me Some Pop Tarts

Pink Fluffy Pencil Case:

No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Maybe it's the pencil case...


This might be the last 'To Read' this week. But, I have tons more I do want to read, so I'll continue this later after we tone it down a bit with one shots.  

Memento Mori: 
"I guess at some point everyone has to do something long term that they hate or regret every moment of. I happened to be in that situation." How far would you go to insure a safe, realiable future, even if there was pain and cheating involved? 


RosetteCullen is personally one of my favorite one-shot writers, so I am happy to know that she wrote a long fic. 

St. Andrew's Place: 
Bella moves in with Rosalie and her girlfriends, Alice and Leah. The four of them have sex. B/R/A/L, but eventually B/L


I usually don't read pairings like this, but it sounds interesting. 

Master of the Universe: 
Bella Swan is drafted in to interview the reclusive enigmatic Edward Cullen, multi-millionaire CEO of his company. It's an encounter that will change her life irrevocably, leading her to the darkest realms of desire.


Apparently this is a popular story, but I have never heard of it! The plot for MotU looks awesome, this must be why it's so huge. And wow...28,531 reviews and counting.