Snow?

I found this when 80% of America was covered in snow and I thought it was appropriate. And fluffy. 
I didn't end up posting it for some reason, so here's my chance.


Fun in the Snow: 
Jacob drags Bella along on a ski trip. Of course she can't ski and needs lessons. What happens when her teacher turns out to be the beautiful Edward Cullen

A Work in Progress

Stuck: 
My name is Bree, Breanne, really. I think I'm fourteen, but I don't know because I'm not human. I'm stuck like this, confused, hurting, blood thristy.


This fic is a 'What if she lived?' WIP. 

Smutfest, anyone?

Warmth:
The missing pieces of Bella and Edward's honeymoon. Please be warned, this story is lemony sweet!
 
"Edward’s control was slipping, I could tell. The way he was pushing his lips against mine, lovingly but quite insistently, was making me warm again. There was nothing more beautiful than Edward as he had been outside in the sand, his careful facade forgotten and his ever-constant restraint pushed aside. I would do anything to see that side of Edward again and again. I could feel my temperature rising just thinking about it - the things he said, the way he moved, the look in his smoldering eyes. I knew the way my body reacted to even his smallest actions was ridiculous, but I couldn’t help feeling thrilled by it. I secretly loved how he could turn me on so completely through a few kisses and feather-light touches. Not that I would ever tell him that." -Warmth, Chapter 2

Dude, no way, Jose

Sirens, mermaids, and other underwater* mythical creatures are my favorite. And so is Twilight. When I found this I almost peed my pants with excitement. I'm a loser. 


The Siren's Song:

Isabella Swan arrives in Forks with a secret so powerful that it threatens all those around her mortal and immortal alike.


*I just found out that these sirens aren't 'sea sirens' like mermaids with wings, but I'm still excited! 

Toned Down.

I said I would tone it down with one-shots, and that's ironic. Because posting crack-fics while 'toning it down' is ironic. Crack and toning things down at the same time doesn't go together...
Some fluffy stuff is mixed in too, just so you know.

Edward and the Tampon
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches
Get Me Some Pop Tarts