Okay, I honestly know this is not smut, and I hand out many apologies. But, it is dinnertime where I come from so I have to make this quick. Agreed? Let's get to it. 

Home Again stars a non-canon character, Ellie, who is Jake's cousin. Paul might or might not imprint on her. Just pretend that she is Rachel. That's what I do. 

This fic is short -seven chapters-, but worth it. Trust. 

I have to post two more things so this is quick. Many more apologies.

Overall Score:

B-

How About A Song?

I am officially a failure at life. Seriously, how long has it been since I posted?! This one is dedicated to the Friday that I missed. 

To make up for my suckish-ness, I will show you one of the only songs that has ever made me cry. It's by Nevershoutnever! and is called Hummingbird. I won't be doing this all the time, but since I am in the mood...and the New Moon soundtrack's songs have been released! One song sounds like the Beatles a bit, so it wins FOREVER. End rant. 

So, who's POV from Twilight could this be? Bella's after New Moon? Jakes? Or even Alice's after she found out what she is?!

Fanfic time.Emmett and Alice To Church, could be the funniest fic I have read so far. I love it because it is hilarious in a blasphemous way. I couldn't handle all the laughs. Nowhere and Quizno's could be a literary genius, just sayin'.

Overall Score:

A+

Character Spotlight: Charlie

Charlie and his dry sense of humor never fails to amaze me, even in fanfics. And, plus I love his 'stache. Which is good, because I am pretty sure that he has one in The Night Bella Told Charlie authored by lovetowritedotcom. She is some kid, 12-13 year old, and I am impressed! I couldn't do that well then...well, I could, but still. 

The night Bella told Charlie. Charlie’s point of view (by the way, Edward never tells Bella what Charlie is really thinking because it would hurt her feelings).

It's so funny! Except the end where everything is in italics and parentheses. I hated that part, it ruined the moment. Intentionally trying to be funny in fics bothers me. Charles is on my top ten favorite character list, so of course I enjoyed this. Did you? 

Overall Score:

B

Don't forget to check out the other Character Spotlight Thursday featuring Emmett!

One Shot Day...

Thank God, because I love one-shots, as I have said before. So, I was wondering how Bella's Lullaby came along, then I found this little gem, Lullaby. 

It was really nice to see how happy Esme was to find out about Edward's love. The story, if you could call it that (it's short), is in Esme's POV and XxMoonstonexX has a beautiful way of showing it.

Overall Score:

C+

P.S., short post, sorry. 

Surprise Smut Plus One

It is ironic that I will post a surprise smut and something cute and fluffy. It's quite the opposite...especially this: The Great Vacation by Lady-of-the-Ravens. I know it is a little far fetched with the smut, not because of the girl on girl stuff, but the erotica of it's contents. I feel kind of odd for liking it so much, but whatever. 

That was the surprise, now here is the real thing. Keep you forever was written by cactus452 and is a series. It is a series and I will post them for the next week of two. There are four in the series and I might use them as a surprise on the Character Spotlights. 

I like these short and cute one-shots, especially with Alice. It is heartwarming, really. 

After the Cullen's leave Forks in New Moon Carlisle and Alice talk over what's happened.

Overall Score:

B-