Happy Black Friday From Emmett.

I found tons of great stories involving Emmett a couple days ago. Then I posted Emmett's wishes for your holidays, which had half of the stories I found. So, I need to conclude my findings by presenting my readers, you, with these funnies:

• Your bitch refuses to please you
  
• Sugar high and secrets out
  
• Allergies
  
• Be Our Guest
  
• When Emmett Gets Bored
  
• Are Spiders Vampires?
  
• A Day With Emmett
  

Oh, and a special fluff:

• I like bears
  

Happy Thanksgiving from Emmett!

None of these are actually Thanksgiving themed, but I have decided that you should be thankful for Emmett. 

Potato

Chicks Dig Me

My Precious Volvos!

Guacamole

The Immortal Pet

So, have a good holiday, people. 

Character Spotlight Thursday: Emmett:

So did you know that Emmett is great? Yes, no? Well, he is. 

Here is the reason why: 

Babysat By Emmett written by TwilightGirl65

This is so funny and I like laughing as well as Emmett. Put two and two together and we have this story. The way the author writes Bella is exactly how she would act, hell, I'd act like that too if Emmett caught the house on fire. 

When you do read this, don't read it at 11:00 at night because every soul in your house will be awake from you laughing so hard. 

What exactly will make you laugh so hard? 

"Emmett babysits Bella while the rest of the Cullen's go hunting. VERY funny." 

So there you have it, proof that this is VERY funny.     

Overall Score:

A-