Happy Black Friday From Emmett.

I found tons of great stories involving Emmett a couple days ago. Then I posted Emmett's wishes for your holidays, which had half of the stories I found. So, I need to conclude my findings by presenting my readers, you, with these funnies:

• Your bitch refuses to please you
  
• Sugar high and secrets out
  
• Allergies
  
• Be Our Guest
  
• When Emmett Gets Bored
  
• Are Spiders Vampires?
  
• A Day With Emmett
  

Oh, and a special fluff:

• I like bears
  

Happy Thanksgiving from Emmett!

None of these are actually Thanksgiving themed, but I have decided that you should be thankful for Emmett. 

Potato

Chicks Dig Me

My Precious Volvos!

Guacamole

The Immortal Pet

So, have a good holiday, people. 

This is going to be tough, blogging everyday. As you can already tell. It will be worse when Christmas comes. And to go ahead and celebrate America's Thanksgiving, which is Thursday. Our holiday is the usual, cranberry sauce, turkey, mashed potatoes. The usual. Nothing too special. I figured that the Cullen's Thanksgiving would be a hell of a lot more interesting...

Black Friday You might not be familiar with Black Friday. It is, obviously, on Friday after Thanksgiving. It is when all the shops at malls, plazas, etc. have discounts and these people get up at, like, 2:00am to shop. This story has a good background, I would guess, but the writing is, to be nice for the holidays, bad. I mean, I understand that this would be hard to write, seeing as how nice Bella is in it.

Setting The Table This is an AH story with the perfect mix or smut and turkey. Gobble it up (pun intended)!