I Lie...

Now, don't go yelling 'You Lie' at me, it won't help or make you rich. But what I can do is give  you a great FF to read. Why am I a liar? I said I would not do anymore BD posts. I know, I know. But this is urgent:

Waxing. Crescent.  Pastiche Pen can't get any better. I swear. I am in love with this one so much. 

It is basically Nessie all grown up in High School. Her family moves to Canada, she attends a prep school... It's too good to explain. Oh, and also a mysterious vampire is stalking her.

How the hell do you become a proper well-adjusted adult when your dad can read your every thought? when you've never been human? when you're not really a vampire? when you prefer to show your thoughts instead of speaking them? And then there's this whole thing where your

hot best friend is your auto-soulmate...

I will never lie to you again, maybe, but this is  on my top ten list. 

Overall Score:

A+

Another Late One...

So I am sick of the Breaking Dawn themed past days. Therefore, I have decided to look into Edward's past. I am a huge advocate of the 'I want to know about Edward's past so write about it Stephenie' club. Always have been. 

This story I am currently reading is called Two Leather Journals by Hazl. And those journals are awesome. See for yourself:

Edward remembers nothing from his human life. Bella finds two leather journals, the only thing left from his past. They read them, and find out about what direction Edward's life was heading...and learn a shocking secret from his past.

I haven't a clue about the secret from his past, so I cannot spoil it. What I do know is that this fits my needs until my fan club wishes come true. 

Overall Score (so far):

A-

Late Post...Forgiven?

If you don't forgive me with this post then nothing will.

Smut is cool. Almost as cool as purple (Twilight movie pun). And keeping with the wedding theme I have to post this kick A 'fade to black' scene. 

Isle Esme  is the best wedding smut, I swear. It is a must read. I think the Meyer has a FF.net account it is so great. Is Nightdancers  Steph? You choose. 

It is Edward and Bella's wedding night, and the tension is palpable. Can a human and vampire really make this work?

Is it really going to work? I hope so, because I beg that you read this. 

Overall Score:

A+

Sorry, But Not Today

Sorry for the late post, I was busy being funny. You will not be busy being funny right now because you already had your weekly dosage yesterday on the Character Spotlight Thursday: Emmett post. 

Today, however, will be featuring the famous wedding. I loved it, though Breaking Dawn is my least favorite of the series. Plus, I felt like doing this post and also giving credit to mRs-cuLLenxxx for writing The Wedding.

"Cute, fluffy short story about Alice playing "Barbie Bella" to dress Bella up for the wedding, and the wedding. Really short, but cute."

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Breaking Dawn skipped over Alice's big moment with the makeover. It should of been in the book, but unfortunately it wasn't. 

I like this story, even though it repeated the wedding entrance. So I'll give it an

Overall Score:

B+

Character Spotlight Thursday: Emmett:

So did you know that Emmett is great? Yes, no? Well, he is. 

Here is the reason why: 

Babysat By Emmett written by TwilightGirl65

This is so funny and I like laughing as well as Emmett. Put two and two together and we have this story. The way the author writes Bella is exactly how she would act, hell, I'd act like that too if Emmett caught the house on fire. 

When you do read this, don't read it at 11:00 at night because every soul in your house will be awake from you laughing so hard. 

What exactly will make you laugh so hard? 

"Emmett babysits Bella while the rest of the Cullen's go hunting. VERY funny." 

So there you have it, proof that this is VERY funny.     

Overall Score:

A-