Not a fan.

I am not a huge fan of Songfics. I have no clue why, but while looking for Jane fics, I came across this little gem. 

Jane Doe

And guess what? It is not even about Jane. It is about Edward and Bella and is based on one of my favorite songs, Jane Doe! Even if the story is OOC, a bunch. 

It is by NeverShoutNever, whom of which I featured on here. This is the song it is taking about:

Happy Black Friday From Emmett.

I found tons of great stories involving Emmett a couple days ago. Then I posted Emmett's wishes for your holidays, which had half of the stories I found. So, I need to conclude my findings by presenting my readers, you, with these funnies:

• Your bitch refuses to please you
  
• Sugar high and secrets out
  
• Allergies
  
• Be Our Guest
  
• When Emmett Gets Bored
  
• Are Spiders Vampires?
  
• A Day With Emmett
  

Oh, and a special fluff:

• I like bears
  

Happy Thanksgiving from Emmett!

None of these are actually Thanksgiving themed, but I have decided that you should be thankful for Emmett. 

Potato

Chicks Dig Me

My Precious Volvos!

Guacamole

The Immortal Pet

So, have a good holiday, people. 

I Feel Like Blogging.

Today, I feel like blogging. I just feel like I can find some great fics today. I did. 

How?

There is a Beatles FF contest! I know! I feel like the contest holder knows me by saying this:

"Sometimes when you turn on the radio, and they're playing an old fashioned song, you turn it. Though, if a song by The Beatles are playing, you wouldn't dare change it! This is for everyone who still listens & loves The Beatles. As of lately I have been listening to The Beatles non-stop, and have loved them all through my childhood. So, to all the teens, and adults out there, here is your place to write a nice song-fic for The Beatles."

I can relate to this. I have, pretty much, every Beatles song recorded. And have been listening 'non-stop' lately, too. 

This contest only has one entry so far. By next week, I assume, it will have tons of entries like this one:

Fine Art

I am promoting this, not really with permission, but I love the idea so...shhh! 

The Beatles Contest 

This is going to be tough, blogging everyday. As you can already tell. It will be worse when Christmas comes. And to go ahead and celebrate America's Thanksgiving, which is Thursday. Our holiday is the usual, cranberry sauce, turkey, mashed potatoes. The usual. Nothing too special. I figured that the Cullen's Thanksgiving would be a hell of a lot more interesting...

Black Friday You might not be familiar with Black Friday. It is, obviously, on Friday after Thanksgiving. It is when all the shops at malls, plazas, etc. have discounts and these people get up at, like, 2:00am to shop. This story has a good background, I would guess, but the writing is, to be nice for the holidays, bad. I mean, I understand that this would be hard to write, seeing as how nice Bella is in it.

Setting The Table This is an AH story with the perfect mix or smut and turkey. Gobble it up (pun intended)!