Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Dude, no way, Jose

Sirens, mermaids, and other underwater* mythical creatures are my favorite. And so is Twilight. When I found this I almost peed my pants with excitement. I'm a loser. 


The Siren's Song:

Isabella Swan arrives in Forks with a secret so powerful that it threatens all those around her mortal and immortal alike.


*I just found out that these sirens aren't 'sea sirens' like mermaids with wings, but I'm still excited! 

Toned Down.

I said I would tone it down with one-shots, and that's ironic. Because posting crack-fics while 'toning it down' is ironic. Crack and toning things down at the same time doesn't go together...
Some fluffy stuff is mixed in too, just so you know.

Edward and the Tampon
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches
Get Me Some Pop Tarts

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