V.

If you do not know what a 'V' is, it is the Roman Numeral for 5. 

So, this seems like a good way to show how it all started. 

What?

Oh, yeah, Renesmee's Adoration.

"Though that single moment lasted less than a minute, its significance still rings throughout my being, tingling the fibers of my ever still body."

Four, maybe more?

Should I do more of these tiny things? I might. I dunno. 

So, I have said before, I like the dark stuff. But this...this...is really dark. Almost to the point where I couldn't read it, even if the story is wicked short and a one-shot. 

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwish

Just...so disturbing. It will stay with you. I promise. 

"I lay there, with the after taste of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich on my tongue…"

Third time is a charm.

This one is very anti-Jacob. Well, duh. Its in Edward's POV, of course he is going to be rude towards Jacob. But I like my POVs, so....

Die, Black, Die Slowly

Here is what the author has to say:

"This story is companion scene to the section of Eclipse where Edward goes to get Bella after she breaks her hand on Jacob’s face. I’ve always been a little disappointed by Edward’s extreme restraint in this scene, although when I thought it out I realized that of course he couldn’t lose his temper because either he or Jacob would end up dead. So I decided to go where the real action is—inside Edward’s head."

Minipost Numero 2. Por Favor.

Yeah, I know some Spanish. I know a bunch of things. Like that Carlisle would never get mad at Edward like he did in Explanations. But, that is what I love about fics. It can be OOC and that is just fine. 

"Edward and Carlisle both have some explaining to do."

Maybe, Maybe Not?

Have I posted Feather Fiasco yet? I am not so sure. I might of, but not sure. 

I know it is way past Halloween, but the 'Why am I covered in feathers?' inspired content of the story is pretty funny. 

All Bella wanted to know was why she was covered in feathers.

Oh, I will be doing mini-posts this afternoon. A lot of them, hopefully. 

Sometimes, I have to post.

Ecspecially when I find some great stories. Or when I don't. I just...post. I like the feeling that someone, somewhere, is actually reading what I have to say. But, usually they don't care about my babbling. They want to read. Which is fine by me. I have to read, too. Ergo, this blog. 

I found Supermodel Arrested and thought it was really funny. Tanya is not really a big character, so you can make up anything with her. 

Interesting.

I like stories about characters I find interesting, like Garrett, Denali clan, etc... Mostly minor characters that fill in the gaps in books. 

Except Laurent. He has always been my favorite nomad so I was sad to find out he died in New Moon the first time I read it. I mean, the dude is mostly innocent. He was only trying to help Bella, twice. Both protecting her. Some might say that trying to kill Bella is not protecting, but, please! Do they not have a clue about what Victoria had planned for Bella. Laurent plead a "kindness" to her. 

This means he needs some luuurrrve. Oh, and a bunch of these will be POVs. 

•  Twilight Origins Laurent
• Literally Laurent

Not a fan.

I am not a huge fan of Songfics. I have no clue why, but while looking for Jane fics, I came across this little gem. 

Jane Doe

And guess what? It is not even about Jane. It is about Edward and Bella and is based on one of my favorite songs, Jane Doe! Even if the story is OOC, a bunch. 

It is by NeverShoutNever, whom of which I featured on here. This is the song it is taking about:

Happy Black Friday From Emmett.

I found tons of great stories involving Emmett a couple days ago. Then I posted Emmett's wishes for your holidays, which had half of the stories I found. So, I need to conclude my findings by presenting my readers, you, with these funnies:

• Your bitch refuses to please you
  
• Sugar high and secrets out
  
• Allergies
  
• Be Our Guest
  
• When Emmett Gets Bored
  
• Are Spiders Vampires?
  
• A Day With Emmett
  

Oh, and a special fluff:

• I like bears
  

Happy Thanksgiving from Emmett!

None of these are actually Thanksgiving themed, but I have decided that you should be thankful for Emmett. 

Potato

Chicks Dig Me

My Precious Volvos!

Guacamole

The Immortal Pet

So, have a good holiday, people. 

I Feel Like Blogging.

Today, I feel like blogging. I just feel like I can find some great fics today. I did. 

How?

There is a Beatles FF contest! I know! I feel like the contest holder knows me by saying this:

"Sometimes when you turn on the radio, and they're playing an old fashioned song, you turn it. Though, if a song by The Beatles are playing, you wouldn't dare change it! This is for everyone who still listens & loves The Beatles. As of lately I have been listening to The Beatles non-stop, and have loved them all through my childhood. So, to all the teens, and adults out there, here is your place to write a nice song-fic for The Beatles."

I can relate to this. I have, pretty much, every Beatles song recorded. And have been listening 'non-stop' lately, too. 

This contest only has one entry so far. By next week, I assume, it will have tons of entries like this one:

Fine Art

I am promoting this, not really with permission, but I love the idea so...shhh! 

The Beatles Contest 

This is going to be tough, blogging everyday. As you can already tell. It will be worse when Christmas comes. And to go ahead and celebrate America's Thanksgiving, which is Thursday. Our holiday is the usual, cranberry sauce, turkey, mashed potatoes. The usual. Nothing too special. I figured that the Cullen's Thanksgiving would be a hell of a lot more interesting...

Black Friday You might not be familiar with Black Friday. It is, obviously, on Friday after Thanksgiving. It is when all the shops at malls, plazas, etc. have discounts and these people get up at, like, 2:00am to shop. This story has a good background, I would guess, but the writing is, to be nice for the holidays, bad. I mean, I understand that this would be hard to write, seeing as how nice Bella is in it.

Setting The Table This is an AH story with the perfect mix or smut and turkey. Gobble it up (pun intended)!

Gone.

I have been gone for a while. I was busy preparing for the New Moon movie. And let me tell you, I prepared. After waiting in line for eight hours, just to get in, it was worth the wait. Even if I have blisters on my feet.

To celebrate the movie, not my blisters, I will now rec. these awesome POVs!:
New Moon (EPOV)
Jacob's New Moon

First post...in about a week

I am still trying to get a hang if this, but, whatever. So, I could of sworn that I already posted this:

Edward: Volterra

I have been trying to find New Moon related stuff on FF.net lately so I can post things to get you ready for the movie. Wish me luck so I can find them. 

THREE DAYS!

New Fic Obsession

I have to admit, I am in love with the darker fanfiction. With murdering, blood, rape. Its too interesting to put down. Intense. 

I love using others site's recs. No, not because I am too lazy to find my own, actually most of these are. I use it to find new authors. Authors like Behappy101.

The story they wrote is something I have touched before with Nessie, but this one is different. It is dark. And with Edward and Bella. The writer does have a disclaimer stating how different it is from Stephenie's idea of how Bella gets this. Period. 

"Some people have brought to my attention that the issue of Bella’s period has already been explained or dealt with by Stephenie Meyer. Somehow I didn’t catch it. This is a purely fictional story and if the timeline or the statements made in my story are incorrect, I apologize."

I found this story via  Darkward’s Dungeon. I think I might have a site-rec section on here somewhere....

Life just won.

I am serious about this. Why? Well, I just found out that my equally obsessed best friend reads FF. I am so excited. 

Oh, how many days are left? TEN! Yup, I am going twice in one day, with the friend. I have my tickets. I am rocking. 

So, to get in the mood, I figured I could rec you something about the NM book. In Jasper's pov., the party: 

Weakest Link

This makes me sad. Like how much Edward hates himself pre-Twilight/MS. Oh, the horror. 

I am reading multiple fics at a time. I can usually do that with regular book, but with the fics, it is hard reading about the same character with complete opposite personalities. 

But the ones I am reading are completely worth it. 

They are all human in them-I have lately been in the mode for AH- and some of them are wild. 

My favorite one is when Edward is a serial killer. After I read it, I was disturbed. 

This thriller I am reading as well is like a horror movie. Camping and people dying. 

I love art and Bella is an art major in college. She gets assigned to do sketches of a naked model-Edward. 

1. The Emperors of Washington
2. The Doll House
   
3. Drink Our Wine and Wonder
   

Enjoyment.

I am enjoying this writing my own FF thing, because the other thing that I am writing is in a slow spot. I am bored with my own book. Sad, but true. I posted two new stories on my account, so I would like it if you read them. I am shameless. 

No Claim On You is pretty darn good. It is for more adult readers-like most of the stuff I rec., but as long as you want to read it, I will encourage you to do so. 

It is an AH-all human. This author has some good stuff, so later I might rec. it. 

Renee sends Bella off with her friend Esme and her family in London when Bella acts out. The Cullens welcome her with open arms. What happens when quiet, brooding Emmett and rebellious Edward both take notice of her? AH. Co-written with Troubled Produce.

A

What Happened?

No more apologizing for me. That is what I decided. This is my blog and I can post whenever I want. That is all.

What happened to her? Her as in Gianna. On Stephenie's site she said that Gianna did not make it. I am upset about that, but glad, too because she let the Volturi kill a bunch of humans. But the thing I want to know is what lead up to her death? Who did it? Cath has all the answers I was looking for. Check it out. 

Overall Score:

A+

Shameless Self-Promotion

As I have stated before, I am interested in Bree and Riley. So I decided to give writing fanfiction a shot. If you would like to read it (shameless self-promotion!) here it is:

Changing, a Twilight fanfic - FanFiction.Net

I decided to do short chapters so I don't have to be always focused on it and it gives me time to do this blog and write other things. 

Now changing subjects:

Is there enough Carlisle and Esme in the books? Nope. Is there any smut in the books? Nope. Put both of them together and you receive:

1. Examination
   
2. Carpentry
   
3. Touch  Not smutty, but so cute!
4. While Children are Away, Parents Will Play

I need to find more of these, because they are awesome! So email me them melissaisatwilightlover@gmail.com!