Happy New Year!

New Year's Eve
Bella's alone at home during New Year's Eve. Who will come to cheer her up?


My resolution- to write more FanFiction! What's yours?

I was Busy!

Guys, I tried to post yesterday, but I had to hit the sales! I'll make it up.

I also just need to get to the point with the Holiday theme, so I won't ,be using the 12 Days of Christmas...

 

• Fire & Ice
  
• Abide With Me
• Wolfgirl and the Corset
• Balls Everywhere!
• Memories
• Accidental Connection
• Mile Highward
• Carlisle's Kitten
• 572
• Christmas on Cougar Island
• Castration Frustration
• Candlelight Christmas
• Rosalie's New Game
• Over the Hill

I said I would post a crapload.

Another Update

Sorry readers, but I have way to much to do this holiday! This means I will be posting again on Saturday. But, I promise, I have so many stories to post. And guess what? They are smut. Something everybody loves.

To hold you over:

Pocket Gift

This Weekend/Week Update

As you may have noticed the holidays are here, so it will be hard for me to update during this weekend and monday-tuesday. Shopping for gifts, baking, et cetera is to be done in my household. I will post one story, not related to any theme, to and get the end of the week over with. I also need time to search for stories, believe it or not, the process is frustrating. 

Another thing to mention is that I have been trying to spread out my postings so I can have exactly twelve posts for my Holiday theme in time for Christmas. It seems that that will not be happening, but we have until the end of the month. Another factor to this is the fact that good holiday fics are scarce. 

Let me get on with this:

Butterfly Kiss

I know, I know. Another Breaking Dawn one! Sorry for that, too. I just went into my files and picked out a random story and this is what came out of it. 

Again, come back wednesday afternoon for more. I'll be posting a crap-load or so...

On the fifth day of holiday...

FanFiction gave to me...

Five Sparkling Peens

Four Smaller Fluffs

Three Slash Kittens

Two Great Lemons

and A Slash To Read

Jingle Bella Rock

The Naughty List

Eight Nights of Delights

Forest Depths

Meet Me Under the Christmas Tree

Sorry this was so late! 

On the third day of holiday...

Fanfiction gave to me:

Three Slash Kittens

Two Great Lemons

And a Smut To Read

For Her is not for the holidays, exactly. But I thought a threesome would do just fine. Also, don't worry about the 'Kittens' part. I just couldn't think of anything. 

Here is the banner for this theme:

On the second day of holiday....

Fanfiction gave to me:

Two Great Lemons 

and a Smut To Read

Great Lemons:

Yuletide Glee

Emmett's Hanukkah Challenge

I believe today is the start of Hanukkah, so light that candle!

Holiday Smut

Smut is great, raunchy, an sick-to-the-nast [Busy Bee Lauren, people!] . And, dammit, I love it. Even when some are extremely blasphemous. But that makes it better, much, much, better. It feels like you are being naughty without even trying. 

Let the blasphemy begin:

 The Wicked Will Perish

Probably a risky move for this author, but, I mean, if I were some disciple from a religious text, I'd read it too. No telling what I would do; I'm spontaneous. Like me posting a bunch of holiday themed stories this whole month. It's like ABC Family's 25 ays of Christmas with smut, slash, and fluff. Oh, I will try to post some non-holiday ones too, for those who may not celebrate. 

I completely agree with the author on this one:

"If you took any offense to this, send me a PM. I'm open to any and all suggestions onto why you think I might be going to hell. :D But hey, pot! It's me kettle, you're black. You read smut. Don't try to preach to me. This one was way fun to write. I loved this Jasper. Gives me chills. He's so naughty."

Maybe, Maybe Not?

Have I posted Feather Fiasco yet? I am not so sure. I might of, but not sure. 

I know it is way past Halloween, but the 'Why am I covered in feathers?' inspired content of the story is pretty funny. 

All Bella wanted to know was why she was covered in feathers.

Oh, I will be doing mini-posts this afternoon. A lot of them, hopefully. 

Happy Black Friday From Emmett.

I found tons of great stories involving Emmett a couple days ago. Then I posted Emmett's wishes for your holidays, which had half of the stories I found. So, I need to conclude my findings by presenting my readers, you, with these funnies:

• Your bitch refuses to please you
  
• Sugar high and secrets out
  
• Allergies
  
• Be Our Guest
  
• When Emmett Gets Bored
  
• Are Spiders Vampires?
  
• A Day With Emmett
  

Oh, and a special fluff:

• I like bears
  

Happy Thanksgiving from Emmett!

None of these are actually Thanksgiving themed, but I have decided that you should be thankful for Emmett. 

Potato

Chicks Dig Me

My Precious Volvos!

Guacamole

The Immortal Pet

So, have a good holiday, people. 

Halloween Special.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 

Sorry, I had to get that out there. You may or may not celebrate this holiday due to age, religion, etc, but in my mind, the Cullens do. 

In most fics they dress up as the typical ironic vampire, which is fine. And most of them have Nessie in them, too. Again, great. So without further ado...

1. Very OOC-out of character, but enjoyable: Halloween Disappointment
2. A Cullen Halloween 
   
3. Love the Angela witch idea...Witch's Halloween
4. Halloween Twilight
   
5. Halloween Costume Couplings
   

Well, like I said before and now once again, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!