I was Busy!

Guys, I tried to post yesterday, but I had to hit the sales! I'll make it up.

I also just need to get to the point with the Holiday theme, so I won't ,be using the 12 Days of Christmas...

 

• Fire & Ice
  
• Abide With Me
• Wolfgirl and the Corset
• Balls Everywhere!
• Memories
• Accidental Connection
• Mile Highward
• Carlisle's Kitten
• 572
• Christmas on Cougar Island
• Castration Frustration
• Candlelight Christmas
• Rosalie's New Game
• Over the Hill

I said I would post a crapload.

Another Update

Sorry readers, but I have way to much to do this holiday! This means I will be posting again on Saturday. But, I promise, I have so many stories to post. And guess what? They are smut. Something everybody loves.

To hold you over:

Pocket Gift

On the fifth day of holiday...

FanFiction gave to me...

Five Sparkling Peens

Four Smaller Fluffs

Three Slash Kittens

Two Great Lemons

and A Slash To Read

Jingle Bella Rock

The Naughty List

Eight Nights of Delights

Forest Depths

Meet Me Under the Christmas Tree

Sorry this was so late! 

You May Have Noticed

That the site has been changing frequently. Well, don't fret! This look might just stay. Reconsruction, not constant, is good for blogs. 

Now, for the non-celebratory types, I have made a new theme for you guys. It is going to be inspired by:

The Office (FF, not show)

I think this popular story was removed from Fanfiction and other sites, but the ending is here.

Change of Underwear is the first office recommendation...

On the second day of holiday....

Fanfiction gave to me:

Two Great Lemons 

and a Smut To Read

Great Lemons:

Yuletide Glee

Emmett's Hanukkah Challenge

I believe today is the start of Hanukkah, so light that candle!

Quickie-Great Idea.

So creative:

Illicit Behavior

All Human mode...

Bella wants to spice up her sex life. When one of her fantasies is fulfilled, will it be all that she imagined or more than she bargained for?

Kinky Quickie.

This author wrote another stroty I have rec'ed here, Sex Toy, but this one is just as kinky. Even for something so short, a one shot.

The Banana

Back-Quickie?

I was on TwiSlash Unveiled, read the warning before you go on the site, very, graphic! So, I was looking for backslash and the first one mentioned is this:

Bound to Love You

I liked it, actually. I'm getting a hang of this. 

Oh, and I am going to try to put a poll on the sidebar on whether or not you prefer:

A) Femmslash

B) Backslash

C) Neither

Whichever wins, I will do a HUGE post on it. And if "Neither" wins, I won't post any kind of smut for five days. If that is possible. 

Hm.

This is going to be interesting....Sex Toy.

I just started it today, now on chapter 2. I love this AH idea, very different than the other stories I have read. 

Sorry for this quickie*, I need to read!

*And, yes, pun totally intended. 

Get Some, Foo'.

Yeah, you may or may not want to get some Desire and Ice. I could never imagine them doing this before the wedding, seeing as the Mormon values are set into the books for a reason. But, why not spice the relationship a bit? 

I don't mind. 

"Canon universe, post Eclipse, pre Breaking Dawn. Edward and Bella are spending the afternoon outside while having a picnic at their meadow. Alice packs a surprise treat for Bella, and her reaction takes Edward by surprise. Rated M for a delicious lemon flavored POPSICLE."

Written by: 

Kitschisme

This is going to be tough, blogging everyday. As you can already tell. It will be worse when Christmas comes. And to go ahead and celebrate America's Thanksgiving, which is Thursday. Our holiday is the usual, cranberry sauce, turkey, mashed potatoes. The usual. Nothing too special. I figured that the Cullen's Thanksgiving would be a hell of a lot more interesting...

Black Friday You might not be familiar with Black Friday. It is, obviously, on Friday after Thanksgiving. It is when all the shops at malls, plazas, etc. have discounts and these people get up at, like, 2:00am to shop. This story has a good background, I would guess, but the writing is, to be nice for the holidays, bad. I mean, I understand that this would be hard to write, seeing as how nice Bella is in it.

Setting The Table This is an AH story with the perfect mix or smut and turkey. Gobble it up (pun intended)!

Shameless Self-Promotion

As I have stated before, I am interested in Bree and Riley. So I decided to give writing fanfiction a shot. If you would like to read it (shameless self-promotion!) here it is:

Changing, a Twilight fanfic - FanFiction.Net

I decided to do short chapters so I don't have to be always focused on it and it gives me time to do this blog and write other things. 

Now changing subjects:

Is there enough Carlisle and Esme in the books? Nope. Is there any smut in the books? Nope. Put both of them together and you receive:

1. Examination
   
2. Carpentry
   
3. Touch  Not smutty, but so cute!
4. While Children are Away, Parents Will Play

I need to find more of these, because they are awesome! So email me them melissaisatwilightlover@gmail.com!

Part II Of My Laziness.

You know what I just realized? I am running out out good FFs to post. I need more time on my hands, but it's too late for that since I found a few more. 

And with that, it is smut time! And it has a surprise cock-tease:  Gone Fishing

1. This is disgustingly good smut that is a little crazy. You'll know why when you read it... B Friday Night Fun
2. And speaking of crazy (in a good way), Payback has a fun plot line. Though it makes me feel like Bella is getting raped. But this saying applies: It's not rape if you want it! A
3. I told you I was doing dirty smut today...Will Work Fer Smut A-
4. Awkward Ness/Jake smut, anyone? House Warming B-

So, that is all. I have been searching for some more of these so stay tuned!

Okay, I honestly know this is not smut, and I hand out many apologies. But, it is dinnertime where I come from so I have to make this quick. Agreed? Let's get to it. 

Home Again stars a non-canon character, Ellie, who is Jake's cousin. Paul might or might not imprint on her. Just pretend that she is Rachel. That's what I do. 

This fic is short -seven chapters-, but worth it. Trust. 

I have to post two more things so this is quick. Many more apologies.

Overall Score:

B-

Late Post...Forgiven?

If you don't forgive me with this post then nothing will.

Smut is cool. Almost as cool as purple (Twilight movie pun). And keeping with the wedding theme I have to post this kick A 'fade to black' scene. 

Isle Esme  is the best wedding smut, I swear. It is a must read. I think the Meyer has a FF.net account it is so great. Is Nightdancers  Steph? You choose. 

It is Edward and Bella's wedding night, and the tension is palpable. Can a human and vampire really make this work?

Is it really going to work? I hope so, because I beg that you read this. 

Overall Score:

A+