Sight :
It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.



Written by Squeeka Cuomo
Picture by nami86

Quickie Slash.

Slash- It is Male/Male smut, known as backslash or it is Female/Female smut, known as femmslash. 

I usually try not to read this, but I do so I can post a wide variety of things. 

So, if you are a slash virgin, let me, er,....just read it. 

Femmslash:

• Anything, Anything For You Bella
  
• Alice Brandon and Isabella Swan: Lesbian Lovers
  

No, not all of femmslashes are AxB, but they are the most common ones. 

I can't find any backslash right now, but I will post some later!

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Pixie Time!

Alice, Alice, Alice. She might just be one of my favorite Cullens, in fact, she is. I like her backstory, it relates to me. No, I have never been admitted into an asylum, but sometimes my life is just as insane. 

In honor of Mary Alice Brandon Cullen/Hale, I present....

Alice and the closet

Not great spelling and it is really short, but I will be doing these short posts again. Also, short posts with smut/lemons will be called Quickies. I just like that name...

Maybe, Maybe Not?

Have I posted Feather Fiasco yet? I am not so sure. I might of, but not sure. 

I know it is way past Halloween, but the 'Why am I covered in feathers?' inspired content of the story is pretty funny. 

All Bella wanted to know was why she was covered in feathers.

Oh, I will be doing mini-posts this afternoon. A lot of them, hopefully. 

This is going to be tough, blogging everyday. As you can already tell. It will be worse when Christmas comes. And to go ahead and celebrate America's Thanksgiving, which is Thursday. Our holiday is the usual, cranberry sauce, turkey, mashed potatoes. The usual. Nothing too special. I figured that the Cullen's Thanksgiving would be a hell of a lot more interesting...

Black Friday You might not be familiar with Black Friday. It is, obviously, on Friday after Thanksgiving. It is when all the shops at malls, plazas, etc. have discounts and these people get up at, like, 2:00am to shop. This story has a good background, I would guess, but the writing is, to be nice for the holidays, bad. I mean, I understand that this would be hard to write, seeing as how nice Bella is in it.

Setting The Table This is an AH story with the perfect mix or smut and turkey. Gobble it up (pun intended)!

FACT.

Fact: I think I haven't posted all week. 

Fact: I finished Waxing Crescent (Needs. A. Sequel.)

Fact: I will not post tomorrow.  

Fact: You should read this cute story inspired by Halloween:

Pumpkin!

Part II Of My Laziness.

You know what I just realized? I am running out out good FFs to post. I need more time on my hands, but it's too late for that since I found a few more. 

And with that, it is smut time! And it has a surprise cock-tease:  Gone Fishing

1. This is disgustingly good smut that is a little crazy. You'll know why when you read it... B Friday Night Fun
2. And speaking of crazy (in a good way), Payback has a fun plot line. Though it makes me feel like Bella is getting raped. But this saying applies: It's not rape if you want it! A
3. I told you I was doing dirty smut today...Will Work Fer Smut A-
4. Awkward Ness/Jake smut, anyone? House Warming B-

So, that is all. I have been searching for some more of these so stay tuned!

All This Month Is Going To Be Hectic. PART I

I've go so many things to get done in my personal life. It's October so I have to go to Halloween parties and such. And like I said before, life is hard. 

Anyway, with all these problems I will do yet another mass post. I mean MASSIVE.

Twenty recs. this one week. I'll do probably six or seven more tomorrow. I will post more than that this week too, but I like this idea. Part II will come tomorrow! 

1. The most amazing FF ever! I swear! Alice and Jazz... A+ You've Kept Me Waiting
2. This was the first fic I ever read... A A Cullen Continuation
3. A great backstory... A Huilen's Story
4. These details help understand the imprinting process B First Imprint (Sam's Story)
5. Alice and Jasper One-shots! B Reading Between the Lines
6. Emmett and Jasper have fun with Bella B- Oops, he did it again!

How About A Song?

I am officially a failure at life. Seriously, how long has it been since I posted?! This one is dedicated to the Friday that I missed. 

To make up for my suckish-ness, I will show you one of the only songs that has ever made me cry. It's by Nevershoutnever! and is called Hummingbird. I won't be doing this all the time, but since I am in the mood...and the New Moon soundtrack's songs have been released! One song sounds like the Beatles a bit, so it wins FOREVER. End rant. 

So, who's POV from Twilight could this be? Bella's after New Moon? Jakes? Or even Alice's after she found out what she is?!

Fanfic time.Emmett and Alice To Church, could be the funniest fic I have read so far. I love it because it is hilarious in a blasphemous way. I couldn't handle all the laughs. Nowhere and Quizno's could be a literary genius, just sayin'.

Overall Score:

A+

Surprise Smut Plus One

It is ironic that I will post a surprise smut and something cute and fluffy. It's quite the opposite...especially this: The Great Vacation by Lady-of-the-Ravens. I know it is a little far fetched with the smut, not because of the girl on girl stuff, but the erotica of it's contents. I feel kind of odd for liking it so much, but whatever. 

That was the surprise, now here is the real thing. Keep you forever was written by cactus452 and is a series. It is a series and I will post them for the next week of two. There are four in the series and I might use them as a surprise on the Character Spotlights. 

I like these short and cute one-shots, especially with Alice. It is heartwarming, really. 

After the Cullen's leave Forks in New Moon Carlisle and Alice talk over what's happened.

Overall Score:

B-

Sorry, But Not Today

Sorry for the late post, I was busy being funny. You will not be busy being funny right now because you already had your weekly dosage yesterday on the Character Spotlight Thursday: Emmett post. 

Today, however, will be featuring the famous wedding. I loved it, though Breaking Dawn is my least favorite of the series. Plus, I felt like doing this post and also giving credit to mRs-cuLLenxxx for writing The Wedding.

"Cute, fluffy short story about Alice playing "Barbie Bella" to dress Bella up for the wedding, and the wedding. Really short, but cute."

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Breaking Dawn skipped over Alice's big moment with the makeover. It should of been in the book, but unfortunately it wasn't. 

I like this story, even though it repeated the wedding entrance. So I'll give it an

Overall Score:

B+