In The Office

This is what I will be calling this theme. In The Office... has a nice ring to it. 

Cockteases are the best. In a good and bad way, I suppose. The good: they are exciting, even if it doesn't get too far. The bad: it doesn't get too far. 

Dressing For The Corner Office is a humorous tease that has fantasizing. I really wish this was in Jasper's POV, too. 

I Miss Em.

I have missed all the awesome Emmett stories. Honestly, how can you not get enough of this guy?He is just so.... silly. Plus, it's almost Christmas and we need cheer. 

Cheers:

Bella, what does that taste like?

Happy Black Friday From Emmett.

I found tons of great stories involving Emmett a couple days ago. Then I posted Emmett's wishes for your holidays, which had half of the stories I found. So, I need to conclude my findings by presenting my readers, you, with these funnies:

• Your bitch refuses to please you
  
• Sugar high and secrets out
  
• Allergies
  
• Be Our Guest
  
• When Emmett Gets Bored
  
• Are Spiders Vampires?
  
• A Day With Emmett
  

Oh, and a special fluff:

• I like bears
  

Happy Thanksgiving from Emmett!

None of these are actually Thanksgiving themed, but I have decided that you should be thankful for Emmett. 

Potato

Chicks Dig Me

My Precious Volvos!

Guacamole

The Immortal Pet

So, have a good holiday, people. 

I Just Realized How Much I Suck.

I do, so bad. I have no clue why I even do this blog. Yes, I do. It's for my love of Twilight, but I can't even keep up with that. Life is hard. 

 

So I will do a mass post. I think this might show how lazy I actually  am. Especially since I'm not going to tell you how much I like the FF by giving a review. 

 

Posting five of these is easier this week.  Most of these, probably all of them, will star Emmett. And now all funny FFs in no particular order...

1. Bella and Emmett's Songs  B
2. Toke It Up A
   
3. Vampiric Peaches B-
   
4. A trashy and tacky Emmett crackfic C+
   
5. Babysitting B-
   

Chocolate Please!

Syrup Anyone? is a nice fluffy one shot created by Daddy's Little Cannibal. It is nice and sweet. Though I do usually think Edward is reserved, I did enjoy seeing his wild side. 

I looked into this one and wondered if since Forks is a small town and Charlie will definitely find out about this what would he think? You decide in the comments section. 

All I know is that I am craving some chocolate milk right about now! 

Overall Score:

B

Sad With Great Stories

Yesterday I learned that one of my favorite fic writers died earlier this year in a car accident. I am really upset. She wrote an amazing amount of one-shots--all of which are my favorites. So for the rest of the week, I am rec-ing her fics. 

The first one I read of hers is Sex Education With Emmett, and will be the first one I will rec.

The title is basically what the story is. Sex Ed. Like the author said, it just HAD to be done. Daddy's Little Cannibal made all the right moves when writing this. She wrote the characters involved exactly like they would act. 

Overall Score: 

A+(+)

 

How About A Song?

I am officially a failure at life. Seriously, how long has it been since I posted?! This one is dedicated to the Friday that I missed. 

To make up for my suckish-ness, I will show you one of the only songs that has ever made me cry. It's by Nevershoutnever! and is called Hummingbird. I won't be doing this all the time, but since I am in the mood...and the New Moon soundtrack's songs have been released! One song sounds like the Beatles a bit, so it wins FOREVER. End rant. 

So, who's POV from Twilight could this be? Bella's after New Moon? Jakes? Or even Alice's after she found out what she is?!

Fanfic time.Emmett and Alice To Church, could be the funniest fic I have read so far. I love it because it is hilarious in a blasphemous way. I couldn't handle all the laughs. Nowhere and Quizno's could be a literary genius, just sayin'.

Overall Score:

A+

Character Spotlight Thursday: Emmett:

So did you know that Emmett is great? Yes, no? Well, he is. 

Here is the reason why: 

Babysat By Emmett written by TwilightGirl65

This is so funny and I like laughing as well as Emmett. Put two and two together and we have this story. The way the author writes Bella is exactly how she would act, hell, I'd act like that too if Emmett caught the house on fire. 

When you do read this, don't read it at 11:00 at night because every soul in your house will be awake from you laughing so hard. 

What exactly will make you laugh so hard? 

"Emmett babysits Bella while the rest of the Cullen's go hunting. VERY funny." 

So there you have it, proof that this is VERY funny.     

Overall Score:

A-