The Girl Under The Bed: 
Bella Swan is homeless in one of the worst winters Seattle has seen. When hope is gone, and things take a turn for the worst a mysterious stranger steps in to help, turning her life upside down. Changing her life forever.

A New Year...A New Theme

My main New Year's resolution is to read more. Whether the material is a book or FanFiction. When I am done with the fics and books I'm currently on, I plan to read other stories in the future. That's what this theme is about...the future. 


Cooking With Fire
Bella Swan is the world famous Head Chef of New Moon restaurant in NYC. Edward Cullen is a seven-year veteran fireman for the FDNY. What happens when our two favorite lovebirds meet? Anything is possible! Story contains romance, humor, lust, sexual tension, sex, some Cullen family time and drama. Also includes and ever-lovable Emmett and a Bad Ass Bella And Rose. 

Regconition:
Angela goes to the library to study for a civil war report,what happens when she sees a familiar face in her research.


Written by Mismatched.Harmony
Picture by schnat

In the...Hospital

The Green Eyed Monster Comes Out To Play:
Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? 










Also, I am going to be on vacation starting from the 30th-3rd, but I'll write drafts (not office themed) now so I can post easier when I am gone. 

Purple, Violet, Mauve.

Choose one, I don't care. But if I were you, I would pick Violet. 

Guys, I am in LOVE with this one. Seriously, Bella is so clueless in the story! It's hilarious. 

"Playboy Edward Cullen owns the most prestigious strip club in New York: Violet. Edward's one girl short and begins his search for the next dancer. His new potential? None other than Bella Swan."

Another Day At The Office

The iMac Fiasco

New librarian, Bella Swan, is caught with inappropriate websites open on her personal computer by the school principal, Edward Cullen.

I just have to say this is so creative! Love it. 

On the third day of holiday...

Fanfiction gave to me:

Three Slash Kittens

Two Great Lemons

And a Smut To Read

For Her is not for the holidays, exactly. But I thought a threesome would do just fine. Also, don't worry about the 'Kittens' part. I just couldn't think of anything. 

Here is the banner for this theme:

You May Have Noticed

That the site has been changing frequently. Well, don't fret! This look might just stay. Reconsruction, not constant, is good for blogs. 

Now, for the non-celebratory types, I have made a new theme for you guys. It is going to be inspired by:

The Office (FF, not show)

I think this popular story was removed from Fanfiction and other sites, but the ending is here.

Change of Underwear is the first office recommendation...

Holiday Smut

Smut is great, raunchy, an sick-to-the-nast [Busy Bee Lauren, people!] . And, dammit, I love it. Even when some are extremely blasphemous. But that makes it better, much, much, better. It feels like you are being naughty without even trying. 

Let the blasphemy begin:

 The Wicked Will Perish

Probably a risky move for this author, but, I mean, if I were some disciple from a religious text, I'd read it too. No telling what I would do; I'm spontaneous. Like me posting a bunch of holiday themed stories this whole month. It's like ABC Family's 25 ays of Christmas with smut, slash, and fluff. Oh, I will try to post some non-holiday ones too, for those who may not celebrate. 

I completely agree with the author on this one:

"If you took any offense to this, send me a PM. I'm open to any and all suggestions onto why you think I might be going to hell. :D But hey, pot! It's me kettle, you're black. You read smut. Don't try to preach to me. This one was way fun to write. I loved this Jasper. Gives me chills. He's so naughty."

A Memorial

The title sounds sad because it is; a mutual friend of mine died. I am not saying how, because no one is sure. Or why? Not sure either. But I figure I could do something to remember him by, but I can't find any soccer fanfics. We used to play that together. But he played instruments, too, so I will post a fic with that. 

So, even if this isn't soccer:

D Sharp

I'll miss you, soccer buddy. 

I Miss Em.

I have missed all the awesome Emmett stories. Honestly, how can you not get enough of this guy?He is just so.... silly. Plus, it's almost Christmas and we need cheer. 

Cheers:

Bella, what does that taste like?

Quickie-Great Idea.

So creative:

Illicit Behavior

All Human mode...

Bella wants to spice up her sex life. When one of her fantasies is fulfilled, will it be all that she imagined or more than she bargained for?

Not Slash.

Tomorrow is another day, another day for slash.

Right now is to be disturbed. 

La Petite Mort

Be aware how...dark it is. 

Quickie Slash.

Slash- It is Male/Male smut, known as backslash or it is Female/Female smut, known as femmslash. 

I usually try not to read this, but I do so I can post a wide variety of things. 

So, if you are a slash virgin, let me, er,....just read it. 

Femmslash:

• Anything, Anything For You Bella
  
• Alice Brandon and Isabella Swan: Lesbian Lovers
  

No, not all of femmslashes are AxB, but they are the most common ones. 

I can't find any backslash right now, but I will post some later!

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Hm.

This is going to be interesting....Sex Toy.

I just started it today, now on chapter 2. I love this AH idea, very different than the other stories I have read. 

Sorry for this quickie*, I need to read!

*And, yes, pun totally intended. 

Get Some, Foo'.

Yeah, you may or may not want to get some Desire and Ice. I could never imagine them doing this before the wedding, seeing as the Mormon values are set into the books for a reason. But, why not spice the relationship a bit? 

I don't mind. 

"Canon universe, post Eclipse, pre Breaking Dawn. Edward and Bella are spending the afternoon outside while having a picnic at their meadow. Alice packs a surprise treat for Bella, and her reaction takes Edward by surprise. Rated M for a delicious lemon flavored POPSICLE."

Written by: 

Kitschisme

Four, maybe more?

Should I do more of these tiny things? I might. I dunno. 

So, I have said before, I like the dark stuff. But this...this...is really dark. Almost to the point where I couldn't read it, even if the story is wicked short and a one-shot. 

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwish

Just...so disturbing. It will stay with you. I promise. 

"I lay there, with the after taste of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich on my tongue…"

Maybe, Maybe Not?

Have I posted Feather Fiasco yet? I am not so sure. I might of, but not sure. 

I know it is way past Halloween, but the 'Why am I covered in feathers?' inspired content of the story is pretty funny. 

All Bella wanted to know was why she was covered in feathers.

Oh, I will be doing mini-posts this afternoon. A lot of them, hopefully. 

Interesting.

I like stories about characters I find interesting, like Garrett, Denali clan, etc... Mostly minor characters that fill in the gaps in books. 

Except Laurent. He has always been my favorite nomad so I was sad to find out he died in New Moon the first time I read it. I mean, the dude is mostly innocent. He was only trying to help Bella, twice. Both protecting her. Some might say that trying to kill Bella is not protecting, but, please! Do they not have a clue about what Victoria had planned for Bella. Laurent plead a "kindness" to her. 

This means he needs some luuurrrve. Oh, and a bunch of these will be POVs. 

•  Twilight Origins Laurent
• Literally Laurent

Not a fan.

I am not a huge fan of Songfics. I have no clue why, but while looking for Jane fics, I came across this little gem. 

Jane Doe

And guess what? It is not even about Jane. It is about Edward and Bella and is based on one of my favorite songs, Jane Doe! Even if the story is OOC, a bunch. 

It is by NeverShoutNever, whom of which I featured on here. This is the song it is taking about: