Dude, no way, Jose

Sirens, mermaids, and other underwater* mythical creatures are my favorite. And so is Twilight. When I found this I almost peed my pants with excitement. I'm a loser. 


The Siren's Song:

Isabella Swan arrives in Forks with a secret so powerful that it threatens all those around her mortal and immortal alike.


*I just found out that these sirens aren't 'sea sirens' like mermaids with wings, but I'm still excited! 

Toned Down.

I said I would tone it down with one-shots, and that's ironic. Because posting crack-fics while 'toning it down' is ironic. Crack and toning things down at the same time doesn't go together...
Some fluffy stuff is mixed in too, just so you know.

Edward and the Tampon
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches
Get Me Some Pop Tarts

Pink Fluffy Pencil Case:

No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Maybe it's the pencil case...


This might be the last 'To Read' this week. But, I have tons more I do want to read, so I'll continue this later after we tone it down a bit with one shots.  

Memento Mori: 
"I guess at some point everyone has to do something long term that they hate or regret every moment of. I happened to be in that situation." How far would you go to insure a safe, realiable future, even if there was pain and cheating involved? 


RosetteCullen is personally one of my favorite one-shot writers, so I am happy to know that she wrote a long fic. 

St. Andrew's Place: 
Bella moves in with Rosalie and her girlfriends, Alice and Leah. The four of them have sex. B/R/A/L, but eventually B/L


I usually don't read pairings like this, but it sounds interesting.