Purple, Violet, Mauve.

Choose one, I don't care. But if I were you, I would pick Violet. 

Guys, I am in LOVE with this one. Seriously, Bella is so clueless in the story! It's hilarious. 

"Playboy Edward Cullen owns the most prestigious strip club in New York: Violet. Edward's one girl short and begins his search for the next dancer. His new potential? None other than Bella Swan."

A Continuation

Alright, now that the Holiday theme is done and over, I have to continue the Office one. I don't have to, but guys, I love it.

As If I Can Resist Her Naughty Heels*:
They always try to scare boys by telling them that if they masturbate too much they’ll go blind or their face will stay in a permanent state of ‘O’… There is absolutely no truth in those statements. I should know, since Bella Swan moved to town I’ve become a fucking expert.


*Not 'In The Office', but in a school. Whatever. Just a bunch of fantasizing and fun names Edward calls his junk.