Purple, Violet, Mauve.

Choose one, I don't care. But if I were you, I would pick Violet. 

Guys, I am in LOVE with this one. Seriously, Bella is so clueless in the story! It's hilarious. 

"Playboy Edward Cullen owns the most prestigious strip club in New York: Violet. Edward's one girl short and begins his search for the next dancer. His new potential? None other than Bella Swan."

A Continuation

Alright, now that the Holiday theme is done and over, I have to continue the Office one. I don't have to, but guys, I love it.

As If I Can Resist Her Naughty Heels*:
They always try to scare boys by telling them that if they masturbate too much they’ll go blind or their face will stay in a permanent state of ‘O’… There is absolutely no truth in those statements. I should know, since Bella Swan moved to town I’ve become a fucking expert.


*Not 'In The Office', but in a school. Whatever. Just a bunch of fantasizing and fun names Edward calls his junk. 

I was Busy!

Guys, I tried to post yesterday, but I had to hit the sales! I'll make it up.

I also just need to get to the point with the Holiday theme, so I won't ,be using the 12 Days of Christmas...

 

• Fire & Ice
  
• Abide With Me
• Wolfgirl and the Corset
• Balls Everywhere!
• Memories
• Accidental Connection
• Mile Highward
• Carlisle's Kitten
• 572
• Christmas on Cougar Island
• Castration Frustration
• Candlelight Christmas
• Rosalie's New Game
• Over the Hill

I said I would post a crapload.

Another Update

Sorry readers, but I have way to much to do this holiday! This means I will be posting again on Saturday. But, I promise, I have so many stories to post. And guess what? They are smut. Something everybody loves.

To hold you over:

Pocket Gift

This Weekend/Week Update

As you may have noticed the holidays are here, so it will be hard for me to update during this weekend and monday-tuesday. Shopping for gifts, baking, et cetera is to be done in my household. I will post one story, not related to any theme, to and get the end of the week over with. I also need time to search for stories, believe it or not, the process is frustrating. 

Another thing to mention is that I have been trying to spread out my postings so I can have exactly twelve posts for my Holiday theme in time for Christmas. It seems that that will not be happening, but we have until the end of the month. Another factor to this is the fact that good holiday fics are scarce. 

Let me get on with this:

Butterfly Kiss

I know, I know. Another Breaking Dawn one! Sorry for that, too. I just went into my files and picked out a random story and this is what came out of it. 

Again, come back wednesday afternoon for more. I'll be posting a crap-load or so...