Part II Of My Laziness.

You know what I just realized? I am running out out good FFs to post. I need more time on my hands, but it's too late for that since I found a few more. 

And with that, it is smut time! And it has a surprise cock-tease:  Gone Fishing

1. This is disgustingly good smut that is a little crazy. You'll know why when you read it... B Friday Night Fun
2. And speaking of crazy (in a good way), Payback has a fun plot line. Though it makes me feel like Bella is getting raped. But this saying applies: It's not rape if you want it! A
3. I told you I was doing dirty smut today...Will Work Fer Smut A-
4. Awkward Ness/Jake smut, anyone? House Warming B-

So, that is all. I have been searching for some more of these so stay tuned!

All This Month Is Going To Be Hectic. PART I

I've go so many things to get done in my personal life. It's October so I have to go to Halloween parties and such. And like I said before, life is hard. 

Anyway, with all these problems I will do yet another mass post. I mean MASSIVE.

Twenty recs. this one week. I'll do probably six or seven more tomorrow. I will post more than that this week too, but I like this idea. Part II will come tomorrow! 

1. The most amazing FF ever! I swear! Alice and Jazz... A+ You've Kept Me Waiting
2. This was the first fic I ever read... A A Cullen Continuation
3. A great backstory... A Huilen's Story
4. These details help understand the imprinting process B First Imprint (Sam's Story)
5. Alice and Jasper One-shots! B Reading Between the Lines
6. Emmett and Jasper have fun with Bella B- Oops, he did it again!

I Just Realized How Much I Suck.

I do, so bad. I have no clue why I even do this blog. Yes, I do. It's for my love of Twilight, but I can't even keep up with that. Life is hard. 

 

So I will do a mass post. I think this might show how lazy I actually  am. Especially since I'm not going to tell you how much I like the FF by giving a review. 

 

Posting five of these is easier this week.  Most of these, probably all of them, will star Emmett. And now all funny FFs in no particular order...

1. Bella and Emmett's Songs  B
2. Toke It Up A
   
3. Vampiric Peaches B-
   
4. A trashy and tacky Emmett crackfic C+
   
5. Babysitting B-
   

Chocolate Please!

Syrup Anyone? is a nice fluffy one shot created by Daddy's Little Cannibal. It is nice and sweet. Though I do usually think Edward is reserved, I did enjoy seeing his wild side. 

I looked into this one and wondered if since Forks is a small town and Charlie will definitely find out about this what would he think? You decide in the comments section. 

All I know is that I am craving some chocolate milk right about now! 

Overall Score:

B

Sad With Great Stories

Yesterday I learned that one of my favorite fic writers died earlier this year in a car accident. I am really upset. She wrote an amazing amount of one-shots--all of which are my favorites. So for the rest of the week, I am rec-ing her fics. 

The first one I read of hers is Sex Education With Emmett, and will be the first one I will rec.

The title is basically what the story is. Sex Ed. Like the author said, it just HAD to be done. Daddy's Little Cannibal made all the right moves when writing this. She wrote the characters involved exactly like they would act. 

Overall Score: 

A+(+)