New Year's Eve
Bella's alone at home during New Year's Eve. Who will come to cheer her up?
My resolution- to write more FanFiction! What's yours?
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Happy New Year!
Of Scarlet Lace:
Someone once said that scars were a reminder that our past was reality. But Jasper Hale’s scars weren’t merely reminders of his past. No, they were undeniable proof of the monster that he had once been.
Written By Squeeka Cuomo
From Eclipse:
"He held his wrist under the edge of the lampshade beside him, and traced his finger across a raised crescent mark on the pale skin.
It took me a minute to understand why the shape looked strangely familiar.
"Oh," I breathed as realization hit. "Jasper, you have a scar exactly like mine."
I held out my hand, the silvery crescent more prominent against my cream skin than his alabaster.
Jasper smiled faintly. "I have a lot of scars like yours, Bella."
Jasper's face was unreadable as he pushed up the sleeve of his thin sweater higher up his arm. At first my eyes could not make sense of the texture that was layered thickly across the skin. Curved half-moons crisscrossed in a feathery pattern that was only visible, white on white as it was, because the bright glow of the lamp beside him threw the slightly raised designs into relief, with the shallow shadows outlining the shapes. And then I grasped that the pattern was made of individual cresents like the one on my wrist... the one on my hand.
I looked back at my own small, solitary scar - and remembered how I recieved it. I stared at the shape of James's teeth, embossed forever on my skin.
Then I gasped, staring up at him. "Jasper, what happened to you?"
Last Dance:
Her day had been spent bustling about, greeting guests, and being the ecstatic mother of the groom. But as she looked out across the dance floor, she realized that, in the excitement of the day, she’d forgotten about someone
Written By Squeeka Cuomo
Photo by FalseHope04
Sight :
It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.
Written by Squeeka Cuomo
Picture by nami86
Regconition:
Angela goes to the library to study for a civil war report,what happens when she sees a familiar face in her research.
Written by Mismatched.Harmony
Picture by schnat
In the...Hospital
Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it?
Also, I am going to be on vacation starting from the 30th-3rd, but I'll write drafts (not office themed) now so I can post easier when I am gone.
Monday, December 28, 2009
Purple, Violet, Mauve.
Choose one, I don't care. But if I were you, I would pick Violet.
"Playboy Edward Cullen owns the most prestigious strip club in New York: Violet. Edward's one girl short and begins his search for the next dancer. His new potential? None other than Bella Swan."
A Continuation
Alright, now that the Holiday theme is done and over, I have to continue the Office one. I don't have to, but guys, I love it.
They always try to scare boys by telling them that if they masturbate too much they’ll go blind or their face will stay in a permanent state of ‘O’… There is absolutely no truth in those statements. I should know, since Bella Swan moved to town I’ve become a fucking expert.
*Not 'In The Office', but in a school. Whatever. Just a bunch of fantasizing and fun names Edward calls his junk.
Sunday, December 27, 2009
I was Busy!
Guys, I tried to post yesterday, but I had to hit the sales! I'll make it up.
I also just need to get to the point with the Holiday theme, so I won't ,be using the 12 Days of Christmas...
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Another Update
Sorry readers, but I have way to much to do this holiday! This means I will be posting again on Saturday. But, I promise, I have so many stories to post. And guess what? They are smut. Something everybody loves.
To hold you over:
Friday, December 18, 2009
This Weekend/Week Update
As you may have noticed the holidays are here, so it will be hard for me to update during this weekend and monday-tuesday. Shopping for gifts, baking, et cetera is to be done in my household. I will post one story, not related to any theme, to and get the end of the week over with. I also need time to search for stories, believe it or not, the process is frustrating.
Another thing to mention is that I have been trying to spread out my postings so I can have exactly twelve posts for my Holiday theme in time for Christmas. It seems that that will not be happening, but we have until the end of the month. Another factor to this is the fact that good holiday fics are scarce.
Let me get on with this:
I know, I know. Another Breaking Dawn one! Sorry for that, too. I just went into my files and picked out a random story and this is what came out of it.
Again, come back wednesday afternoon for more. I'll be posting a crap-load or so...
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Another Day At The Office
New librarian, Bella Swan, is caught with inappropriate websites open on her personal computer by the school principal, Edward Cullen.
I just have to say this is so creative! Love it.
On the fifth day of holiday...
FanFiction gave to me...
Five Sparkling Peens
Four Smaller Fluffs
Three Slash Kittens
Two Great Lemons
and A Slash To Read
Sorry this was so late!
Monday, December 14, 2009
In the Office.
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I’ve kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss’s desk. And I might be in love with him.
On the fourth day of holiday...
Fanfiction gave to me...
Four Smaller Fluffs
Three Slash Kittens
Two Great Lemons
and A Slash To Read
Some are AH and not Holiday-y, but still full of fluff.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
On the third day of holiday...
Fanfiction gave to me:
Three Slash Kittens
Two Great Lemons
And a Smut To Read
For Her is not for the holidays, exactly. But I thought a threesome would do just fine. Also, don't worry about the 'Kittens' part. I just couldn't think of anything.
Here is the banner for this theme:
In The Office
This is what I will be calling this theme. In The Office... has a nice ring to it.
Cockteases are the best. In a good and bad way, I suppose. The good: they are exciting, even if it doesn't get too far. The bad: it doesn't get too far.
Dressing For The Corner Office is a humorous tease that has fantasizing. I really wish this was in Jasper's POV, too.
Friday, December 11, 2009
You May Have Noticed
That the site has been changing frequently. Well, don't fret! This look might just stay. Reconsruction, not constant, is good for blogs.
Now, for the non-celebratory types, I have made a new theme for you guys. It is going to be inspired by:
The Office (FF, not show)
I think this popular story was removed from Fanfiction and other sites, but the ending is here.
Change of Underwear is the first office recommendation...
On the second day of holiday....
Fanfiction gave to me:
Two Great Lemons
and a Smut To Read
Great Lemons:
I believe today is the start of Hanukkah, so light that candle!
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Holiday Smut
Smut is great, raunchy, an sick-to-the-nast [Busy Bee Lauren, people!] . And, dammit, I love it. Even when some are extremely blasphemous. But that makes it better, much, much, better. It feels like you are being naughty without even trying.
Let the blasphemy begin:
Probably a risky move for this author, but, I mean, if I were some disciple from a religious text, I'd read it too. No telling what I would do; I'm spontaneous. Like me posting a bunch of holiday themed stories this whole month. It's like ABC Family's 25 ays of Christmas with smut, slash, and fluff. Oh, I will try to post some non-holiday ones too, for those who may not celebrate.
I completely agree with the author on this one:
"If you took any offense to this, send me a PM. I'm open to any and all suggestions onto why you think I might be going to hell. :D But hey, pot! It's me kettle, you're black. You read smut. Don't try to preach to me. This one was way fun to write. I loved this Jasper. Gives me chills. He's so naughty."
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
A Memorial
The title sounds sad because it is; a mutual friend of mine died. I am not saying how, because no one is sure. Or why? Not sure either. But I figure I could do something to remember him by, but I can't find any soccer fanfics. We used to play that together. But he played instruments, too, so I will post a fic with that.
So, even if this isn't soccer:
I'll miss you, soccer buddy.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
I Miss Em.
I have missed all the awesome Emmett stories. Honestly, how can you not get enough of this guy?He is just so.... silly. Plus, it's almost Christmas and we need cheer.
Cheers:
Monday, December 7, 2009
Quickie-Great Idea.
So creative:
Illicit BehaviorAll Human mode...
Bella wants to spice up her sex life. When one of her fantasies is fulfilled, will it be all that she imagined or more than she bargained for?
Making This Nice and Fluffy.
And short. I am running out of recs! Email me if you know of any:
melissaisatwilightlover@gmail.com
And if you want to be an affiliate with this blog you can contact me, too. I also wouldn't mind if you would like to a a contributor to this blog!
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Another.
Yes, another wedding thing. I know! I post this crap all the time. But the gaps that need to be filled in are endless.
And surprisingly, this isn't smut. I am trying to be good.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Kinky Quickie.
This author wrote another stroty I have rec'ed here, Sex Toy, but this one is just as kinky. Even for something so short, a one shot.
Ch-ch-ch-changes!
Time can't change me, but I can't change time....
As you should of noticed, I changed the layout. The only reason: the other one has the add for the place I got it layout from. Not. Cool.
People, you HAVE to vote on the poll (located on the sidebar). Unless you want more slash lemons, then vote. I am trying to not be controlling, so you choose what to do. It is all in your hands.
New Moon has had a bunch of loving form this blog, but Eclipse needs some, too. We need to prepare six months ahead of time.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Back-Quickie?
I was on TwiSlash Unveiled, read the warning before you go on the site, very, graphic! So, I was looking for backslash and the first one mentioned is this:
I liked it, actually. I'm getting a hang of this.
Oh, and I am going to try to put a poll on the sidebar on whether or not you prefer:
A) Femmslash
B) Backslash
C) Neither
Whichever wins, I will do a HUGE post on it. And if "Neither" wins, I won't post any kind of smut for five days. If that is possible.
Not Slash.
Tomorrow is another day, another day for slash.
Right now is to be disturbed.
Be aware how...dark it is.
Quickie Slash.
Slash- It is Male/Male smut, known as backslash or it is Female/Female smut, known as femmslash.
I usually try not to read this, but I do so I can post a wide variety of things.
So, if you are a slash virgin, let me, er,....just read it.
Femmslash:
No, not all of femmslashes are AxB, but they are the most common ones.
I can't find any backslash right now, but I will post some later!
Pixie Time!
Alice, Alice, Alice. She might just be one of my favorite Cullens, in fact, she is. I like her backstory, it relates to me. No, I have never been admitted into an asylum, but sometimes my life is just as insane.
In honor of Mary Alice Brandon Cullen/Hale, I present....
Not great spelling and it is really short, but I will be doing these short posts again. Also, short posts with smut/lemons will be called Quickies. I just like that name...
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Hm.
This is going to be interesting....Sex Toy.
I just started it today, now on chapter 2. I love this AH idea, very different than the other stories I have read.
Sorry for this quickie*, I need to read!
*And, yes, pun totally intended.
Get Some, Foo'.
Yeah, you may or may not want to get some Desire and Ice. I could never imagine them doing this before the wedding, seeing as the Mormon values are set into the books for a reason. But, why not spice the relationship a bit?
I don't mind.
"Canon universe, post Eclipse, pre Breaking Dawn. Edward and Bella are spending the afternoon outside while having a picnic at their meadow. Alice packs a surprise treat for Bella, and her reaction takes Edward by surprise. Rated M for a delicious lemon flavored POPSICLE."
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